A schedule of my irritating sister!

Hello people of California, the moon, and Mars! I haven't posted for a while now since I have posted most of my irritations already and I just wait for new things and school has started. Anyways, here's the schedules.

MY SISTER - SCHOOL DAY VERSION


7:00 AM - She wakes up and plays Club Penguin. Now I will deviate into another topic for now. She has been completely obsessed with Club Penguin for the past week now. However, she uses more of her time searching for free membership which ISN'T POSSIBLE rather than actually playing. She has been downloading fake programs, keygens, looking for accounts being given away, and other crap. I am still surprised she hasn't downloaded a virus yet. ZOMG! SCREENSHOTS!!! LOOK BELOW!

The above screenshots are less than 0.5% of my devastatingly clogged internet history.

7:30 AM - Eat breakfast. She normally eats less that 30% of all food given to her. Each time, her excuse is "I already ate!", which is used even though the last time she ate was up to 9 hours ago. She will eat very slowly and just poke everything, usually taking up to 20 minutes to be "full". If she eats everything in less than 10 minutes and she looks like she is about to explode, you know she has a motivation to do so. That motivation would be to continue playing CP without logging off. CP logs off after 10 min. of inactivity. She is afraid if she does nothing or keeps logging on and off, people will think she is weird.

7:35 AM - Go back to CP and play (Really looking for free membership) until 8:45.

8:45 AM - Go to school. School begins at 9:00 AM.

3:30 PM - Return from school and very rudely push me out of my seat so she can immediately log back on to CP and play. (Search for free membership)

5:00 PM - Speed-eat dinner.

5:05 PM - Continue playing. (Searching)

7:00 PM - Speed-work on homework by skipping problems and making stupid mistakes.

7:10 PM - Go back to CP and freak out because of auto-disconnect even though it takes 30 sec. to log back on.

8:00 PM - Speed-bathe and make a mega mess out of it.

8:10 PM - Repeat step at 7:10 PM. Then play (Search) until 9:30 PM.

9:30 PM - Forced to log off and sleep. Dream about CP until 7:00 AM.

MY SISTER - WEEKEND/BREAK/HOLIDAY VERSION


6:00 AM - Wake up and search for free membership.

10:30 PM - Go to sleep.

Coming soon: The schedules of the neighbor's idiot kids.