That boy in 8th grade irritates me!

I remember him for a reason. He is the one who turned my choir class into doo-doo and PE class into worse doo-doo. Generally, he ruined the second half of 8th grade for me.

He joined these two classes in the middle of the year. At first, he was fine till he turned out to be a total asshole and the world's worst disruption. Things started in the choir class.

He would make very loud, persistent farting noises all period with his other idiots. Imagine. A whole hour of nonstop PPPPFFFFFTT PPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTT PPPPPPPFFFFFRRRRTTTTTT! That wasn't it. NOBODY was able to learn after he joined. He would arrive as the bell rings and enter the room very rudely and crazily along with his high friends.

The teacher would make them reenter until they do it right. They purposely do it wrong again and again. With 8 minutes of class remaining, they do it good and sit down. As the teacher begins lecturing, they engage in the noises. She gets really pissed off and sends them all away to the office for detention, a call home, and a referral. With 3 minutes remaining, we cannot do anything and this repeats tomorrow.

Those are rows of chairs and risers we sat on.

Then in PE class things get worse. My PE class was also fine till he joined. I enjoyed hanging out with the girls and he took every last one of them away on a trip to flirt-land. My friend was really pissed off about this too. The boy also brought a very negative feel to the atmosphere with his bad attitude.

So then he would give the coach a fake note so he could laze around by the concrete ledge all period with the stolen girls who also sit there everyday. This also pissed off my friend.

Me and my friend worked really hard all the time. It really bothered us to see him having so much fun and laziness and our coach didn't care about it.

He went on like this until June 8th. I was worn out and ragged from his corruptness. June 8th was our 8th grade promotion day. I shouted something incoherent and loud when he went up to the stage to claim his certificate that he does not really deserve. When I went up, I remember all the cheers and AHHH's I received. I worked HARD to get this much attention and popularity. He got *clap-clap*.

I'm just glad I'm in a different high school away from him.

I DON'T GET IT.

This isn't exactly something that irritates me. It's just annoying how all the boys brag about it and that I don't understand it.

Why do all the boys at my high school join water polo JUST so they can wear a Speedo? To me, Speedos are unacceptable and humiliating. Also, it looks like a one-way ticket to pool-wedgie town. I figured that they do this so they can show off to the girls. Here is the problem.

First, you show yourself off proudly to some girls. Confident about the way you look, you expect them to go "Oooooh...." *feels body*, but this happens instead.

I've never drawn females this detailed before in my blog.

They stare. He waits for their response.

Not what he expected. Suddenly, his pride and proudness shrivels up like a burning spider and is replaced with pure awkwardness and shame. Lots and lots of shame.

Regretting that he did that, he stands there. Just standing. With people staring. A few moments later, he slowly walks away to somewhere secluded and trys to figure out what happened and why.

Lazy people in PE irritate me!

Today here in S. California was so hot that we had to go to an air conditioned room during PE. We went to the gymnasium. I wanted to go to the weight room instead. Oh well. Then I suddenly remembered about the lazy people in the weight room.

(Those two doors in the back lead to the dance room.)

The weight room is divided into 3 sections. The front room is where all the machines are. The back room is where all the dumbbells and free weights are. Each green dot is a productive person. I'm in the upper right corner of the dumbbell room in the cluster of people lifting weights. Each yellow dot is a person standing around doing nothing. Red dots are people being nuisances. They form circles our coach calls "Club lazy" and get in the way of people, which may cause injury. Other red dots are people on the machines but doing nothing and annoying people who actually want to do shoulder abductions and calf exercises. There's also that one fat guy playing "Coach" and telling people to work even though they are and he is doing nothing. Then there is the coach who gets pissed off at the lazy people.

What is the 3rd section you ask? Storage. That room is weird.

Yet another reason I don't understand my sister!

She "anticipates" the wearing-down, breaking, or using up of anything. How, you may ask? LIKE THIS:

Let's pretend we bought a car. We know cars eventually get covered in mud, scratches, and dents. So she falls out of the sky with a disc sander, buckets of mud, and a hammer. Now our car is a mess.

Now let's say we bought a new TV. Then out of nowhere, she runs out with a bat and smashes it. Why? This is probably what she will say: "It will break someday so I'll prevent that by breaking it now!" That makes no sense at all. Why would you rather break something instantly rather than let it break after years?

And last, imagine we bought a huge tank apple juice. Next thing we know, my sister pops out of another room shouting "WWWAAAAIITTTTT!!!!!!" with a long hose. The hooks the hose up and runs it into the sewer and drains out the whole tank. Then she says, "Well, we're all gonna use it up someday so I prevented that!" Still makes NO sense at all!

Tell me what you think of this and how I should react.

New drawing style!

I've noticed my old drawing style is getting boring. So I decided that today I will draw things differently.

Original

New!

You will be seeing these in new posts from now on. And yes, the guy with the blue shirt and green shorts is still me.

People who over-like on Facebook irritate me!

My news feed will explode and so will Facebook's servers if THIS continues:

My sister's Silly Bandz obsession irritates me!

In America, a new toy called "Silly Bandz" is sweeping the nation like a virulent virus and ending up on girls' wrists by the dozens. This "infection" has spread to my sister. And just like I mentioned in a previous post, she has an OCD-like obsession with counting things to make sure she has them all.

She counts them most when someone touches them and this fear of losing just one makes her absolutely terrified of earthquakes, even more of thieves/burglers. Last night, this happened.

I found some of them and threw them around. My sister showed up shortly.

She tells daddy but he doesn't really care.

My sister's Club Penguin addiction irritates me!

It's official. Club Penguin is her legal drug. She is totally addicted to it, cannot stop, and will never get enough. Here is a comic I made in half an hour:

I wake up far before her everyday, so I am expecting her to come dashing downstairs any moment.

Here comes her lame excuse that she uses all the time. It's like when she sees kids outside playing like baboons, she says "CAHN AH RAHDE MAH BAHKE????" (Can I ride my bike?), but she really means "Can I go play in one of the stupid kid's houses without permission?" And she uses the same excuse every time. Same with CP.

So I let her in for a short time. But then she realizes her "poofles" are fine and the time just gets away from her.

As you know, teachers always call on people who aren't paying attention, as in this case.

She was so focused on CP that this comes out of her mouth:

(Banshee-teacher)

The following picture could either be me, my mom, my dad, or the teacher.

And that's part of the reason why my sister is a total idiot.

People who do drugs irritate me!

Wherever you go in public, you're bound to come across a person indulging in a cigarette. And as people say, "Where there's smoke, there's fire." That's true, but I think it should be "Where there's smoke, there's LUNG CANCER!"

Often, I just leave those smokers alone and go somewhere else or set up a fan. However, if I'm approached by a drug dealer, (which has never happened and I hope it doesn't) the following ensues:

He said the word "crahck" but I blew him away with a (too) firm "NO!!" and I can shoot lightning from my mouth!

So you hear that, dealers? You just might get blow away into a bunch of random spikes. And for those of you who already do this crap, FRRRNRRRGRRRHRRNNG!

So remember kids, this drug stuff gets you yelled at! (And that's not good.)

My irritating school day!

This post is brought to you by: Jamal.

I'm a high school freshman now. I sometimes have a bad day, but that bad stuff is normally offset by good things.

PERIOD 1 - Biology

My bio teacher told us that for every year in our age, that is the number of minutes he has our quality attention. He was right. I listen attentively then become all "meh" after 10-15 minutes. That's when everything fades out.

PERIOD 2 - Honors Geometry

This is one of my favorite classes. I usually participate the whole time. But for some odd reason that I may never figure out, even I fade out sometimes.

PERIOD 2.5 - BREAK

We have a 10 minute break after period 2. I use this time to go "grocery shopping" at the ever-so-convenient student store. Unfortunately, people get there before me even though my class is close to it. Those people tend to be the indecisive seniors.

After that dilemma is over, I head on to 3rd period.

PERIOD 3 - HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH

I am ok with this class. My teacher says that keeping the room cool (cold) helps students stay alert. She is right, especially since the air vent blows right on me. But I fade out a lot in this class and it is annoying. The reason? Constant, relatively quiet hums or whirs from the AC unit tend to make people sleepy.

PERIOD 4 - ENS (P.E.)

This is my absolute favorite class. I run around, hop around, spin around, roll around, and do pretty much anything to use energy up. I also like this class because of the girls. They show me a lot of attention. This offsets a lot of the previous stress from other classes. Other reasons I like this class is because we swim and lift weights and run which is FUN!

PERIOD 4.5 - LUNCH

After P.E., I have lunch. I used up all my energy during P.E. and need food badly. Luckily, the lunch line is 15 seconds from where we wait for the bell, so I get there before all the runners arrive. When I receive my food, I eat voraciously.

After eating, I go to hang out with my friends for a few minutes and have some good laughs. Then I buy cheese popcorn, eat it all, then go hang out with my favorite gals. This is usually the end of the fun.

PERIOD 5 - CAD

CAD is computer aided drafting. We sit at big drawing tables surrounded by dozens of computers. Unfortunately, I have been seated next to some person named GRRRNNNRRRHHHRRAARRRGGHH. (Jamal) and he likes to "accidentally" hit me after arriving 14 minutes late. With a book. On the head.

Today, however, he took the bullying too far. Out of the blue, he whipped me across the face HARD with a lanyard and went away laughing. I think that will be his last laugh, hopefully. Let's just hope a long string of punishments follow this incidence and Karma catches up with him. This is a dramatic re-enactment of my pain today: