WHAT THE FUCK!!!

MY STUPID NEIGHBORS DIDN'T DIE TODAY! I have LEGITIMATELY been believing for about three years that they'll ACTUALLY die today. I have posted about it so much. And guess what? THEIR CHRISTMAS PARTY (In party central of fucking course) STARTS TONIGHT. THIS IS DEFINITELY A DIRECT MOCKERY TOWARDS ME. AAAHHH.

brb stabbing myself this is bs

Source: My sister witnessing cars and kids streaming into the neighborhood then people holding various good reported to be filing into their house.

Another piece of ridiculousness from Party Central

Today is a rather warm, dry, and windy early November day here in San Diego. Halloween has concluded a few days ago with only minor disturbances. Needless to say, the first holiday of the fall/winter has passed so far without majorly irking me. They even had a party too. And best of all, it ended at a surprisingly early 10 PM. They have been known to drag into 2 AM. And you know how it is with me and their parties.

However, something else has happened today that irked me. A sign was posted and the stupid "Tiki Stand" was up once again today. I know it's the work of the boys at Party Central. They are the only ones who have any history at all of putting signs around the neighborhood attempting to advocate their shitty little stand. They also are the only ones who have a history of a stand like this and selling (overpriced) crap they pulled out of their attic.

So as usual, my instinct kicked in.

I nabbed the sign... in direct line-of-sight of the boys and they didn't notice. Figures. The new young generation is increasingly stupid and ignorant.

Then I nonchalantly walked back home with the sign. Here's a photo of it with an accompanying caption.

"Please 50¢ helP the kids that 50¢ ▓▓▓▓ are starving and have no home
and need money for their stuff that they need" (This is obviously a child's
handwriting)

The grammar and wording on this are killing me. But I found something funny out of this. It sounds like they are begging 50 Cent (the rapper) to help homeless children.

This dude.

But enough of that. Lemme get back on track.

What is bothering me is that they are obviously not working for any charity. (I don't see any logos or official thingys anywhere.) They are 4th grade boys whose mom can be described as "modern", "ignorant", "lazy", "rich", "extremely bitchy" and "greedy". And she's obviously a faggotress (female faggot, ok??) because she's the only one in the neighborhood with a political poster in her front lawn. The worst part is that it says Romney Ryan.

So with my knowledge and unpleasant encounters with this degenerate mom, I am 100.8% certain that not only is she NOT an official worker for some charity and that she probably does not run a charity, but what little money her sons get out of this she will just take and stuff up her greedy little pooper for herself. Sheeeit. She doesn't even need anymore damn money. Much less anymore fun.

She should be charged for using her own kids to make money fraudulently and misleadingly.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR BONFIRE

This. EVERY SUMMER ON THE FACEBOOK.

Song related.

Quadruple party 08/03/2012

I'll say this first: I STILL FUCKING HATE MY NEIGHBORS. All it takes is some noise and my hate can return from dormancy to rage in a snap. Like Mt Saint Helens.

Today, as you can tell from the title, four houses are engaged in noise. Sort of an orgy. It has lasted all afternoon and RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE *THIS* at 6:08 PM it's still going on.

This map will be used as reference throughout the post:

Green circle is me, as always.

Starting with house 1. They have recently acquired new backyard furniture as seen below. (I thought I'd point that out because it may have an influence on future parties.) This is where three stupid girls who are scum, their parents who don't do SHIT and a loud bitchy babysitter who apparently lives there live. That woman is so loud teaching her to be quieter is invalid. Deny her right to a mouth. Summer is when they are active the most, and awake the earliest. You see, my window is open during the day and night because it gets very hot in my house and to my parents, our fully functional A/C is not an option. That's why I open the damn window. Problem is the people in house 1 make lots of noise early in the morning, like at 6:30 and my window is almost always open. A few days ago I was awoken suddenly and I was very startled and quite actually scared because they suddenly began to shout. When the mom leaves to work they all scream "BYEeEEeeeEEEE" as if she's driving off to her death. They also just stand in their backyard like morons and blabber off about potato sex like they have a sound shield so nobody can hear them. Except they don't. Their conversations echo throughout the cool 6:30 air and can wake the dead. That might be beneficial though. They would make great zombie food.

I just don't fucking understand what seems to be their absolute need to be so loud so early. Or late. Sometimes when I'm asleep or about to doze off I am shattered awake by... shattering. They throw clumps of glass beer bottles into their bin every night because they are disrespectful drunk lazyasses. Okay. That's enough for house 1.

WAIT. CRAP. I got sidetracked. I was also supposed to write about the party in this house going on today :S. Oh well. It's full of drunk adults sitting in the backyard (they were inside when I took the photo, but still loudly talking/laughing nonetheless) constantly laughing over what appears to be nothing. They don't seem to feel anything about behaving like this in front of 3 little girls, all under 11. All those people (excluding the girls) are probably going to have a huge orgy on the roof later. Ok. NOW I'm done with house 1.

Listen below to a 6 minute recording of the noise going on. This was recorded from the same window seen above. This is a very small bit of what I may have to deal with tonight. Remember, closing my window will probably microwave me and my parents hate A/C. So torture night it is.

In house 2 today there is pounding music reverberating out of it and about 20 shitsmeller kids inside screaming and the parents sitting around the TV drinking and laughing at pieces of paper, not giving half a dung beetle fart about anything outside a 5 foot radius. But to top this, they feel the need to keep their front door wide open and broadcast everything outside. I just hope they don't hack into communications systems to broadcast their stupidity. That means war.

In house 3 (Party Central), major construction noise has been emitting out of it in a constant stream for a week now, primarily composed of guys with heavy Hispanic accents and their miter saw. Today is the "carpet stage" of what ever the fucksack is going on inside. My first impression of it earlier was a pool overhaul and I was just thinking: "OHH HELL NOOOOOOO!". But today I saw the carpet rolls (I first thought they were pipes for the pool and was about to get convinced, but closer inspection revealed the carpet texture.) and that disproved the pool overhaul theory. So it's in the house only. But it could still have to do with parties. Examples: Sound system upgrade, wall repainting, more electric outlets, improved home cinema, more lights, etc. So I continue to monitor the construction.

Also today there were a bunch of kids running around in swimwear, so no pool work is possible. You can't exactly use it when it's being dug up without you dying. Still, too bad none of the kids fell in the miter saw. I'm kind of hungry.

But one last thing I don't get is: HOW THE SHIT DOES THAT LAZYASS MOM OF THOSE KIDS AFFORD THIS AND ALL ELSE SHE DOES, SITTING ON HER ASS WITH HER FRIENDS ALL DAY DRINKING AND PLANNING PARTIES?! SHE NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE EXCEPT TO BUY DECORATIONS AND FOOD AND DILDOES! FUCKING DILDOES!!!!! AND WHERE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS HER HUSBAND? KIDS NEED DADS TOO!!! (This woman is the same person that made me want to shit on everything she loves, back in December: http://this-irritates-me.blogspot.com/2011/12/2011-christmas-party-disaster.html)

K. Enough with house 3.

House 4 simply has the garage open and light activity and noise. Not much from me to say, but I'm still suspicious nonetheless.

A side note: The red angled T shape on the map at the top is where there is A FUCKLOAD of cars are parked right now. I can just feel the CO2 suffocating me.

So to sum up this post: I am currently surrounded with 2 houses full of retarded drunk people, one of them full of smelly kids and another also full of smelly kids and one house that may have something up inside.

And if you've been clicking on the pictures in hopes of a street sign, address, face or licence plate, fuck off. I blurred them, dipshits. Damn. I need juice. See you guys later.

Update regarding Party Central

They have been almost completely dead in terms of activity since last December. And for the past week, they aren't even home. But the thing is there are other people in the house I have not seen before (they look like workers) and I hear sawing, hammering, pounding, motors whirring loudly and all kinds of other noises related to construction, going on all day since they have disappeared. I hope to dear god it's just a remodel/home improvement. If it is ANYTHING that will make their parties/pool parties even more noisy and fancy I won't even know what to do anymore. I think I'll just wait for a natural disaster to wipe them away.

Now regarding my other neighbors, all have gone down to 0.1 activity. That is very low. Maybe the era of annoying neighbors is over, or maybe I should just wait until fall and winter, when they come back to life and have more parties. Then it is surprise butt rape-sex time.

2nd birthday - I almost forgot!! :S

There is so much going on right now and I nearly forgot that it was the birthday of my blog! With that, I haven't thought of anything to make for the birthday post and it's late in the day anyway, so I might do it later. So for now, don't die my people.

Picture unrelated for your fapping.

Double post!

Hey. I've returned. My stupid neighbors have been very quiet for a year or so now. They do not have parties or late night/huge playtimes anymore. This is very weird to me. And summer has started, too. It's been a week with absolutely no noise or cursed pool parties.

First item:

I hear there was the annual water fight on June 7, but I was at my friend's house all day, until 8 PM. When I came back, there was nothing to indicate the party has even happened. I didn't figure out it happened until yesterday. And my sister didn't participate. Good for her; not stooping down to their pathetic level.

However, something happened a week ago on June 11, 11 AM. The stupid lemonade stand (AKA "Tiki Stand") that I hate so much and still hate came back. And as usual, absolutely no customers. Good. They sell shitty stuff. I decided to look around the neighborhood real quick and the boys operating it had indeed put up signs everywhere. But this was on the day of my huge party/sleepover with my friends at my house, so I didn't have time or mind to care about it, with everyone arriving in half an hour. Not until the late afternoon of the next day, June 12.

I then went around and many of the signs had gone, but some were still up. I found these as evidence:

The first two were grouped together. My analysis says that signs were put up in two pieces each "unit". One piece says "Lemonade" in the shittiest block letters I have seen and the other is an arrow. The third sign shown above was isolated, with no "Lemonade" piece.

Now this is where I saw signs the first day:

Red dots indicate signs. Blue dot is location of stand, in front of their house (party central, but very inactive).

What I want to know is why the mom of these two boys who cannot possibly be above 3rd grade is just letting them sell shitty fartgas lemonade and other useless pieces of debris and painted earth-chunks in prices of DOUBLE-DIGIT DOLLARS then run around the whole neighborhood unsupervised and posting smelly poopy signs. Whatever- I already know she sits around all day doing nothing but being a bitch and planning parties with her seeming infinite money and time. Seriously. Nothing but that.

Ok. Now next item.

Being a responsible pet owner, I walk my dog regularly. So it is certain that I have run into those kids (whom of which I do not know) who are afraid of dogs. I don't know them, neither does my dog. They don't know me or my dog. But what's their first reaction? Pick up all their toys in a frenzy and run and hide inside crying, as if World War III has started. Then I notice when I am several houses away do they emerge, reluctantly. I understand that sometimes a kid has had a traumatic experience and is fearful of stuffs, but I do not understand why it seems to had spread among EVERY SINGLE KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD like some sort of new strain of influenza. Maybe they spread rumors. God. I will kill everyone if that is true. Here's why: my dog is harmless and small and CUTE. There is no possible way this is scary:

Thank your for your minute or two of your time reading this post. A hungry, homeless time-eater will appreciate your donation.

How people react to the threat of no internet, due to the SOPA

You better know what SOPA is. They want to ruin the internet forever, perhaps eliminate it. The thing is, internet has become a deeply embedded vital part of our modern life, like electricity. I will compare how people will react to the threat of no internet and how people would react before the electricity is gone forever.

Before the electricity is gone forever:

MUST RUN TO STORE! MUST BUY EVERYTHING!!!

How your house would look afterwards:

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Before the internet is gone forever:

DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD ALL DAY AND NIGHT NONSTOP

How your computer would look afterwards:

To summarize: one is virtual, the other is real.