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Sunday, November 4, 2012

Another piece of ridiculousness from Party Central



Today is a rather warm, dry, and windy early November day here in San Diego. Halloween has concluded a few days ago with only minor disturbances. Needless to say, the first holiday of the fall/winter has passed so far without majorly irking me. They even had a party too. And best of all, it ended at a surprisingly early 10 PM. They have been known to drag into 2 AM. And you know how it is with me and their parties.

However, something else has happened today that irked me. A sign was posted and the stupid "Tiki Stand" was up once again today. I know it's the work of the boys at Party Central. They are the only ones who have any history at all of putting signs around the neighborhood attempting to advocate their shitty little stand. They also are the only ones who have a history of a stand like this and selling (overpriced) crap they pulled out of their attic.

So as usual, my instinct kicked in.

I nabbed the sign... in direct line-of-sight of the boys and they didn't notice. Figures. The new young generation is increasingly stupid and ignorant.

Then I nonchalantly walked back home with the sign. Here's a photo of it with an accompanying caption.

"Please 50¢ helP the kids that 50¢ ▓▓▓▓ are starving and have no home
and need money for their stuff that they need" (This is obviously a child's
handwriting)

The grammar and wording on this are killing me. But I found something funny out of this. It sounds like they are begging 50 Cent (the rapper) to help homeless children.

This dude.

But enough of that. Lemme get back on track.

What is bothering me is that they are obviously not working for any charity. (I don't see any logos or official thingys anywhere.) They are 4th grade boys whose mom can be described as "modern", "ignorant", "lazy", "rich", "extremely bitchy" and "greedy". And she's obviously a faggotress (female faggot, ok??) because she's the only one in the neighborhood with a political poster in her front lawn. The worst part is that it says Romney Ryan.

So with my knowledge and unpleasant encounters with this degenerate mom, I am 100.8% certain that not only is she NOT an official worker for some charity and that she probably does not run a charity, but what little money her sons get out of this she will just take and stuff up her greedy little pooper for herself. Sheeeit. She doesn't even need anymore damn money. Much less anymore fun.

She should be charged for using her own kids to make money fraudulently and misleadingly.