Parties irritate me!

Not the "normal" kind of parties. I mean the totally useless, waste of money and time, loud, wild, and chaotic types my neighbors and their stupid little children like to throw every other day because they are "bored". It starts like this:

Stupid, irritating kid: I'm bored.


Mom: Ok. What do you wanna do?


Stupid, irritating kid: Parteeeee...?


Mom: OK! I AM BORED TOO!!


Stupid, irritating kid: YAY!

So then the kid starts a party at their house where they invited some more irritating kids. Then, out of nowhere, all the other kids' party senses begin tingling like mad.

They all pop out of their houses almost at the same time to join the wild, no-reason party and their parents always say yes no matter how the kid has been behaving recently. If the party-throwing kid has a pool, all the kids come out with pool toys, towels, floaters, and stuff. Then they party until their metabolisms completely and suddenly have a full collapse and the noise level quickly falls to 0.

Usually, it takes at least 8 hours of non-stop wildness for that to happen. So then they are dragged home and won't wake up until past noon the next day, which is good because there is more peace in the morning.