She is SMELLY!
Every morning, she wakes up with her stinktacious morning breath. I swear, it could corrode solid steel! It weakens within a few hours and remains for the rest of the day.
Its not JUST her breath that irritates me. She has been recently nicknamed "Miss Farts-A-Lot" by me. She likes waking up early in the morning, going to the bathroom, and letting out the biggest fart ever when the world is sleeping.
She particularly likes to intentionally fart when many people are around her. But not in school! However, after school, she has held it all in and lets it out in the car and at home like she is a never ending storm of gas. She also enjoys gassing during meals, her favorite being dinner for some reason. And she also feels the need to announce it each time she farts, no matter how small the fart is.
She particularly likes to intentionally fart when many people are around her. But not in school! However, after school, she has held it all in and lets it out in the car and at home like she is a never ending storm of gas. She also enjoys gassing during meals, her favorite being dinner for some reason. And she also feels the need to announce it each time she farts, no matter how small the fart is.
She is MESSY!
She enjoys making the bathroom and living room a mess. Every morning, she needs to make the worlds loudest pee and use baseball sized wads of toilet paper to wipe.
She thinks at least 5 wipes a needed for a pee. Then she throws the wads in the yellow toilet water, washes her hands and seems to intentionally spill and splash water everywhere. Then she forgets to flush the toilet and leaves the light on. The aftermath for a poo is much, much worse. (Sooo... much... clogging!) If she isn't "doing her business" in the bathroom, and doing something else like brushing her teeth or bathing, she makes a mess when doing those too. When brushing, she seems to intentionally spit toothpaste-y water all over the counter and mirror. If bathing, she tries to make herself as wet as possible to become some sort of aqua monster. She she quickly steps out of the tub to make the bathroom into an ocean with all the water coming off of her. While doing that, she would splash water all over the walls too.
She thinks at least 5 wipes a needed for a pee. Then she throws the wads in the yellow toilet water, washes her hands and seems to intentionally spill and splash water everywhere. Then she forgets to flush the toilet and leaves the light on. The aftermath for a poo is much, much worse. (Sooo... much... clogging!) If she isn't "doing her business" in the bathroom, and doing something else like brushing her teeth or bathing, she makes a mess when doing those too. When brushing, she seems to intentionally spit toothpaste-y water all over the counter and mirror. If bathing, she tries to make herself as wet as possible to become some sort of aqua monster. She she quickly steps out of the tub to make the bathroom into an ocean with all the water coming off of her. While doing that, she would splash water all over the walls too.
If she messes up the living room, it is usually by throwing all the sofa cushions everywhere, leaving empty plates and dishes and wrappers and pieces of trash everywhere then refuses to clean it. If I tell her to clean it, she gets mad and makes an even bigger mess. She also has an unbreakable habit to leave the TV on, which caused it to burn out today, July 20. $3000 GONE!!!
Other things she likes to do to make a mess is by cutting all sorts of different colored construction paper into small pieces and throwing them all over the house. She seems to have this really good feeling inside every time she does it. She also likes to tear all the cushions off the sofa and make a tent. Then she gets old cardboard boxes and fills them up with random objects. She says it gives her this good, hobo-ey feeling inside. I will never understand her.
There are more things about her that irritate me but they are too personal to write about. P.S.: She spat on me. :C
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