I am not a typical Asian.

Typical Asian:

- Spends ENTIRE day studying
- All classes AP
- Upon arriving home at 5PM (stayed after school studying), disappears into his/her room and does homework then studies until 4 AM
- Rarely interacts socially with people of other races
- Stays in library during lunch crunching away at homework
- Doesn't understand my randomness and humor
- Has psychological meltdowns when finding out he/she got a 98% on a very small quiz
- Maintains constant grades of A-plus's
- If he/she does have a Facebook account, almost all posts are complaining about school or talking about something "smart" and always ended with a smiley, such as: -____- or O________O or X__X or ^ ____ ^ or U__U or T_T or some sort of ASCII art. (Example 1: Did you guys know that the thing in Mr. Buttburn's class was HOMEOWRK??? O________O) (Example 2: Going to science festival! ^ - ^)
- They tend to hate me, "cuz im too non-Asian."
- Conversations with them always somehow veer into a subject involving schoolwork.
- Freaks out up to 2 weeks in advance of any test or quiz

Me:

- Spends some time studying
- No classes AP
- Arrives home at normal time and relaxes
- Always interacts socially with people of other races
- Eats food and screams with/at friends during lunch
- Very random yet funny to people who understand me. 500 PIZZAS!!! :D
- Doesn't freak over even a 90%.
- Grades not all A-plus's
- Posts other stuff on Facebook and sometimes uses "simple" smileys (Example 1: I LIKE PEACHES!) (Example 2: New post! :D >>> http://this-irritates-me.blogspot.com/2010/11/i-am-not-typical-asian.html)
- Hates haters
- Conversations generally normal and random
- Doesn't freak over tiny quizzes and studies for them normally in class