I'm SO sorry I cannot live up to your expectations!

Today, I received a comment saying, "Stop posting shit about stuff we don't care about, you nigger!!!" First, lemme tell you that all comments go to my email first so I can moderate them. In fact, the comment box should say, "Your comment is awaiting approval." Do you seriously think that I will actually approve it? I don't even approve of your face. It is probably covered in ketchup/mayonnaise and soil, even though I've never seen it. Anyways, I deleted your comment.

Did you seriously think I would say, "Oops! Sorry. I didn't know about your lame expectations. I'll just drop off everything and go live up to your every whim, and maybe feed you a cookie." IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

So guess what, "Anonymous"? I DREW YOU A PICTURE!!!!

Since you don't like my "shit", what do you think of this? It doesn't look like shit. (The poop kind anyways.) It isn't even the usual stuff I post, which is the other kind of shit to you. In fact, I think this is my first scribble I've ever posted.

I considered putting some red in it, but then I said to myself, "Fuck. He doesn't deserve red. He probably already has enough UP HIS ASS from the stab wounds I gave him." But then I thought I would make a drawing composed of ONLY red and lighter reds, for the good people.

Then I though to myself, "Wait, if he is reading this, then he still got the red he doesn't deserve!" So...

I MADE YOU ANOTHER PICTURE!!!!

Now what? Yeah, I win.

HOLY CRAP, RED!!! :D

Yes, this post IS in fact loosely based on Allie Brosh's post about being drunk. YOU STALKER.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/10/every-time-i-write-something-new-feel.html