The Internet Irritates me!

I remember a time when the internet used to look like this:

Today, almost every website looks like this:

The green part is what I wanted.

Why is the internet like this today? There is always an ad saying "You are the 1,000,000,000th visitor, click below to get a prize!" or a blinking, flashing ad telling you that you won something or those ever-annoying talking ads. Other ads include those flashing GIF ads showing screenshots of various games telling you to play now, those "Shoot the to win something!" ads, belly fat ads, and POP UPS. TOO MANY USELESS POP UPS!!!!