Another reason children irritate me!

I went to a normal party at my good neighbor's house last night. Everything was going smoothly until more guests began arriving. They brought their obnoxious, irritating children. Quickly, things got loud and crazy. Then one of the homeowners got upset about the noise.

Naturally, people need to blame someone. I was the oldest "child" at the party. Therefore, other adults automatically expect ME to watch over their little irritations. (What am I, a babysitter?!) And since I was just sitting there chilling out, they thought I was being "lazy" and "ignorant". So they blame me and make me the first person to leave the party, which ALWAYS sucks.