WHAT THE FUCK!!!

MY STUPID NEIGHBORS DIDN'T DIE TODAY! I have LEGITIMATELY been believing for about three years that they'll ACTUALLY die today. I have posted about it so much. And guess what? THEIR CHRISTMAS PARTY (In party central of fucking course) STARTS TONIGHT. THIS IS DEFINITELY A DIRECT MOCKERY TOWARDS ME. AAAHHH.

brb stabbing myself this is bs

Source: My sister witnessing cars and kids streaming into the neighborhood then people holding various good reported to be filing into their house.