I hope this is my neighbor's LAST new year's party

They don't deserve to party like this if they are greedy, noisy, careless slobs.

So anyways, I hope this is the last one as the apocalypse should happen 10 days before new year's eve next year. When it does come around (I hope it does), a huge hole will open over party central and they will perish in flames and bombs and huge spiky dicks for eternity.

Of course, I will magically survive and laugh my ass off at them.

Why I want the apocalypse to happen:

1: I will survive and so will my friends because we're awesome, so why not?
2: Too many people I don't want in this world.
3: It's funny to watch my neighbors receive their long-delayed but well-deserved punishment.
4: It's "scheduled" to happen (hopefully) before I have to do the dreaded junior paper (I will be in 11th grade next year). If it goes right, school would have to be closed for months or even years.
5: Me and my group of friends can take over our local city of Poway, rebuild it, and make it into a utopia just for us and other survivors we like to live the good life until we die.

So there.

Now a side note: I have been informed that the woman living at party central (the one I hate) officially cannot afford water anymore, so the pool is now rendered useless. That's what she gets for spending all her money literally on parties and fun, almost nothing essential. I can tell she's starting her journey down the Road of Deterioration. If it continues, she will reach a point where she can't pay her gas or electricity or mortgage (whatever that is) anymore and her debt will be mountainous. She will have to move out! :D

But I wonder. Where is her husband? I have NEVER seen or heard ANYTHING about him. She has 2 party-spoiled kids that are clearly not adopted. :S

2011 Christmas party disaster!

Hello everybody. I'm back from inactivity.

Since this summer, the level of activity I consider annoying has been absurdly low, until recently. My hate for my stupid neighbors had dropped to near zero. Then they managed to shoot it back up in one night to where it was about a year ago, a near record high hate level.

For me, the holidays are a time of happiness. But it has become apparent that for my neighbors, it is a time to intentionally ruin happiness for ME and only ME with their seemingly convoluted plans where their goal is to try and squeeze money out of my family and ONLY my family. They are honest with everyone else. Last year, the basket incident, they demanded I pay for it. Hell no. Go die in a pig butt.

You see, yesterday, Friday, December 9 2011, was a Christmas party. I didn't know about it until 3 hours before it was starting. My family was invited, but the people who are now apparently idiots failed to tell us when the invitation was sent a week ago. That is the first problem.

It was expected to be held in party central, indicated by the red circle:

But instead, much to my surprise, it was held here:

It started out very smoothly. But the rate of exponential worsening was increasing, exponentially. Within half an hour, the people hosting the party began demanding money out of me (to cover food and babysitting) and were insisting that I didn't RSVP, even though it couldn't have been clearer that I RSVP'd. If you looked at the eVite page, me and my sister are 3rd under the YES section. That is problem #2 and 3.

My dad had already paid, yet they were demanding 5 dollars per kid, per hour. That makes 10 dollars an hour for me and my sister. The problem (#4) with this is that the website says THREE dollars per kid, per hour. It became clear in less than 0.0000000000000001 seconds that they were trying to wring more money out of us when they had full knowledge that we already paid. I think it's because they KNOW we are relatively wealthy, as we own two cars, one of them a black Mercedes-Benz. (This post is being written from my new $1300 computer.)

Within 3 minutes, the lady who lives in party central and DOESN'T live in the house where the party was held decided to seize power and rudely kick both me and my sister out of a house that doesn't belong to her. She wouldn't let us back until we paid too much money that was already paid. That is problem #5.

All these problems were cause by a sixth and final problem, they literally overhauled all the plans at the last minute and apparently told everyone but us, intentionally.

So we didn't come back. Instead, I spent the rest of the night scheming up dozens of terrorist-level ideas to ruin them and their faces forever, even though it's likely all of them (but one) cannot be executed without me getting in trouble. That one idea that wouldn't get me in trouble isn't my idea. It's the 2012 apocalypse that just so happens to be December 21st next year. I actually want it to come so I can sit back in my shelter with popcorn, laughing my ass off at their hopeless screams of terror.

So anyways, one of the hosts (not the one who kicked us out) came to my house the next morning, fruitlessly trying to apologize. She talked for 10 minutes and I was all SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GO AWAY!

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In my opinion, you should be responsible for your own parties. You shouldn't demand that your participants pay for everything, down to the smallest damage, or get kicked out. You are inviting monkey-kids and their drunk parents into your own house; DO NOT expect everything to go unbroken and all peachy. If something breaks, you should pay for it yourself as the host, because you basically were asking for it.

Note: I am still mad at them.

LOL, LIMEWIRE

Laundry light/A.C. unit induced insomnia + other nuisances

My stupid next-door neighbor who has three stupid little girls has been driving me crazy recently. Actually, they've been doing that since they moved here.

They have a laundry room window that is directly across from my bedroom window. Every night, they turn it on for over a half hour. The worst part is they always do it as soon as I'm about to fall asleep. It is incredibly bright and even brighter when your pupils are huge at night.

One particular night last week, they had it on until 3 AM. Fucking torture. These photos are from that night.

This isn't as dark as it seems. Remember, my pupils were huge and I could
see everything in my room.

Open the curtain and voila, hurting eyes for the next hour.

Here is a picture of their window at another angle:

Notice the tree.

Same angle in the morning:

If you turn left about 47 degrees and look downward by about 20 degrees, you will see the A.C. unit that makes sound in addition to the light that keeps me awake nightly. It always scares the crap outta me when I'm just about to fall asleep.

Sometimes, a plant grew into it or some shit like that and when it turns on, it makes a quick, loud grinding/shredding noise like GRRTTTZZZKZZZTTT before going WHIRRRRRRRRR for the rest of the night.

Same tree.

The curious part is that they only use it at night, starting precisely at 9:54 PM each time.

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The other nuisance happened a few days before the party madness. (http://this-irritates-me.blogspot.com/2011/07/party-madness-during-night-of-7-23-11.html) The same girls living there plus another one were in the backyard visible from the above image. I got suspicious when they began whispering secretively and I hear "climb", "flower", and "fence." Sure enough, one of the stupid little girls WENT INTO MY YARD and took a flower before jumping back in. I would've ratted them out, but then their parents would get mad at ME for being invasive.

The next and final nuisance for this post is the cats at "Party Central". They recently got even more cats that like to trespass onto my property. I want to kill them or at least launch a vinegar/cabbage juice filled balloon at one. And hit it.

The party madness during the night of 7-23-11

3 birthdays. 1 party. Enough noise energy to boil water. 15 HOURS of it. NO sleep. MISERY.

I am so messed up from last night that I'll just post some of the photos I got while snooping around.

These kids saw the camera and demanded a photo. So why not?

I took a lot of it.

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY!!

This website is made possible by many things. I hate all those things but I'm thanking them at the same time. Thank you, all you stupid neighbors, kids, objects, and animals that made my site possible. So let's get to the party?

Nothing better than a cardboard cake that makes sparks, eh?

DANCING TIME, MOTHAFUGGAS

I'm a ROBOT

Empty presents. I just wanted the boxes and ribbons. It's for my latest evil scheme.

This Piñata is a painted animal. Note his terrified expression.

Parties are not complete without a PIE EATING CONTEST!!!

Obviously, I won.

Oh, where are my manners?! Biggest thanks to my waterpolo-loving friends who made the entire freshman year worthwhile. Without them, it would've literally been 50x worse.

Their names are Connor and Patrick. Patrick is on the left, Connor is to
the right.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND SEE YOU ALL SOON.

1st birthday coming on the 18th!

The preparations are falling into place like Tetris blocks. And in the good way.

Wait a second... won't dropping that piece cause the boxes to clear the
bottom 4 rows, thus making some disappear completely and cut some of the
boxes? I don't wanna buy replacement supplies.

Hopefully, the party will go smoothly. Usually, every birthday party I host always ends up like this:

Picture copyright Disney (Phineas & Ferb.)

The weird part is I never remember adding any gorillas. Or buying PINK cakes.