People really shouldn't be PoopShnoggers and just mind their own business!

I was recently on a trip to Las Vegas. This post is about one of those little things that shouldn't bother you much or at all but it did, A LOT. It happened while we were driving back from Las Vegas and we stopped in Barstow. Oh, and I will use word-phrases like "PoopShnogger" throughout the post.

We stopped there for lunch and as a potty break for our dog. The problem is, our dog had diarrhea at the time due to eating too much meat, so when she squatted down in the dirt, a liquid stool (poop) came out instead of a solid one. Then it got all over her long butt-fur, making her a smelly mess.

So while me, my mom, and my FartAss sister went to buy Panda Express and McDonald's, my dad went into the StinkyButt bathroom to wash her. I imagine it to be a pretty odd sight seeing a guy, in Barstow Station, washing a dog's butt, in the men's bathroom. And it apparently was, especially to someone who is a PoopHole and just can't mind their own business and JUST HAD to report it to a staff member, as if it made the world better.

How did I know we got reported? A huge guy wearing a blue shirt saying "STAFF" on it doesn't just walk up to your table, half-hidden in a corner and just somehow magically knew about your PoopAss dog without looking at it and immediately says "You can't have the dog in here."

At that point, I started to feel the anger brewing in me like boiling water. But it wasn't brewing towards the guy in the blue shirt. It was brewing towards the ShitSack that reported us because he/she is a nosy FartBall.

So down in the comments, tell me, what throws you off your nut when it shouldn't or shouldn't at all?

PS: Thanks to Patrick Smith for teaching me those word-phrases. Don't try and find him, there's tens of thousands of Patrick Smiths out there and you chance of finding the right one is smaller than Justin Bieber's dick.

California VS the rest of the USA

This is brought to you by: An article from my school newspaper.

California is known for it's Mediterranean climate and earthquakes. People who live here are used to it like a penguin used to subzero temperatures.

The rest of the nation, especially the Midwest, and east coast areas, is well suited to anything but our climate and events.

Take two people, one from each area, and swap them. This is what happens.

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Person from California in elsewhere


[Average storm in Florida]

The simple sight of dark clouds distresses them. Add a bolt of lightning, they are terrified.

This is nothing to the Floridans. Even hurricanes are a common occurrence to them. But, if a Californian ever sees a hurricane, this happens.

Now lets bring him to a frigid area that receives a lot of snow in the winters.

[Light snow shower in Montana]

First of all, he would most likely freeze up before a snowflake even falls.

But if he doesn't freeze up, the sight of a snowflake would also terrify him.

Average person from Montana doesn't care about snow or cold.

Now we take someone from elsewhere in the nation (preferably the cold northern areas) and put him in California.

The only things that would cause him distress is that searing hot summers in the desert, and the earthquakes.

[Person from northeast in Borrego Springs, July]

I have come to notice that if a mag. 3 quake hits in an urban area like LA or San Diego, a maximum of 20 - 40 bother people report it to the USGS earthquake site. Californians are so used to it that most don't even feel it, or they just ignore it.

But if you put the epicenter of the same quake in an urban area like New York city or Washington, DC, the USGS servers get clogged up from panicking people trying to report it because they think the world is ending.

People in the eastern areas tend to be up to 10x as sensitive to earthquakes as we are, even reporting magnitude 2's waking them up at night.

Last year, a magnitude 3 point something hit in rural DC area and 40000+ people reported it. If it hits in California, a maximum of 40 people would bother to report it.

So, my point is that people from California don't like rain, snow, lightning, and cold and people from elsewhere don't like earthquakes.

Scribbling on the sidewalk should be considered graffiti.

A few afternoons ago, I was walking back from school and along the way, I caught sight of this all over the sidewalk:

Most likely done by my neighbor's idiot children who are partying loudly AS I WRITE THIS.

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I estimate that it covers the area boxed in red in the below image:

(The blue line is the path I walk along to and from my bus
stop.)

And to prove my point, read this: "Graffiti (singular: graffito; the plural is used as a mass noun) is the name for images or lettering scratched, scrawled, painted or marked in any manner on property." From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graffiti

Evening of insanity 2/4/11 and 2/6/11

2/4/11

A few nights ago was perhaps the noisiest night this year!

All the kids, every freakin' kid, came outside to engage in buffoonery until around 10 PM. They have this one particular lawn they enjoy wrestling, screaming pointlessly, and fighting on, and it gets more annoying every time.

I harassed them with laser pointers, camera flashes, and high pitched noises. Then as it finally began to wind down around 10 PM, I made a few recordings of sound. I'll upload those and put a link for them.

2/6/11

This night, they actually had a real reason to party after over 2 months. If you don't know why, GO DIE.

Trimester II

Tri. II started weeks and weeks ago, and I haven't had time to make a post about it, so here you go.

Period 1: Wood Shop

My wood shop class is pleasant, except for the lacquer fumes, cleanup, sawdust all over me, and the messy lathe guy who made a baseball bat today.

The teacher is also nice but makes these cheesy or lame jokes and remarks all the time.

And sometimes, he is just plain mean.

Period 2: Spanish I

Period 3: Honors Geometry II

VERY nice, smart and fun class. And it is like this:

Period 4: CAD II

My CAD teacher is the same as the wood shop teacher. In this period, he doesn't do much of his jokes and remarks.

I really did make this. SHUT UP.

Now it's lunchtime.

Then period 5: PE

PE is perhaps one of the more interesting classes. First, I have the freedom to go COMPLETELY INSANE, and I get bossed around (Which is really fun because he makes me do hilarious stuff and I ENJOY IT!) by a big kid named Perry and his friend. Perry made up this thing called a "Marklar", and I have no idea what it is. It also appears to be a noun or verb at the same time. (e.g.: I WILL MARKLAR YOU IN YOUR MARKLAR WHILE A MARKLAR MARKLARS YOU IN YOUR OTHER MARKLAR!!!) He tells me to find the marklar though he doesn't tell me what it is like. There's these other things he made up called a "Bloopleberry" and a "Bleebleberry", and I still don't know what they are. (Note: if you search "bloopleberry" or "bleebleberry" on Google, my blog is first to come up! YAY!)

It's kind of hard to describe this. Might as well meet Perry, his friend, and I while we are in our "natural habitat" to fully understand us.

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Pool party - 1/17/10

Not sure which house (out of 3 houses who have pools) it is from, but it is noisy. I DON'T LIKE NOISE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

If someone named "Priya Trubelmaker" tries to add you on Facebook, DENY.

Sorry it took so long to make, I have a personal life.

Anyways, if that said person tries to add you on Facebook, do not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, accept it. She will bombard you with spam, Farmville posts, and Food Fight (Virtual food fight Facebook game) posts, then call you rude and inappropriate even though you didn't do anything and suddenly delete & block you, claiming that she didn't do that and someone hacked her.

Here is some background of her.

She is actually a 10 year old 4th grade girl who goes to my sister's school and is her friend. She looks very nice but can be a Facebook bug. She uses grammar, vocabulary, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation that is SUPERIOR to a normal 10 year old. Her typing looks like it came from me. If fact, if she typed this post, you may not notice a difference.

I would post some screenshots of what she has done, but she blocked me too, so I cannot find a trace of her actions.