Random comic #3

My friend found a weird cartoon about two kids freaking out about the new Halo Reach. Here is my version of it.

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Nosebleeds irritate me!

I was waiting for the bus to arrive this morning. When I was standing there, staring into the distance, my nose began hating on me.

And then I was like this for the rest of the day.

P.S. I drew a nose on me today because this post was about nosebleeds. I won;t draw noses in the future because they make me look odder than usual.

All day pool stupidness and beach madness!

I'm feeling geeky today so this post will be charts and graphs.

One family living across the street and 2 houses right from me has way too much fun. (That "party central" house I mentioned a long time ago.) They are currently in a perpetual cycle of fun. This cycle completely disregards and throws out any and all school, education, learning, discipline, sleep, and anti-fun related items. It looks like this:

This wheel graph represents a complete 24-hour cycle. Not 12-hour.

You start at the very, very top (Top of vertical line.) and go clockwise. Red is total chaotic playtime. Blue is pool stupidness. Green is packing boatloads of beach-related items into their car. Yellow is beach madness. This is showing that they arrive at the beach around 6 AM and leave at night.

Here are more graphs. I hope they get my point across.

The following graphs are irrelevant but I wanted to put them here anyways. I also hope they get a point across.

This is part of the reason why I'm never gonna have kids and why I continue to hate and hate and hate my neighbors.

And one last thing I cannot understand is WHERE IS THEIR FREAKING DAD?! HOW CAN THEY MAKE MONEY?!?! The mom spends all day taking them to the beach. Fuel is not free. Electricity for heating the pool is not free. Water for the pool is not free. Pool supplies are not free. Beach supplies are not free. The parking fee at the beach is not free. The food to give the idiot children huge energy is not free. There is no way she can "work" from home when at the beach all day. Besides, I don't believe in that working from home crap. All I know is the ads about it annoy the shit outta me.

Random comic #2

This one is called Famville troubles.

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Spinning cars.

I've decided to make my blog post titles a little differently now. Anyways, it's not about any spinning car. It's about the one that belongs to the stupid kids.

Everyday when school is out, they all pack into one single car that smells of fermented poop and old apple sauce. All 14 of them. In ONE car.

When they arrive home, they don't stop. They rush into the culdesac at breakneck speeds and spin around so fast that that car is now on two wheels. They keep spinning. and spinning. and spinning.

(Click on it if you need to see it better.) The blue rectangle is where their
car should be. It's probably somewhere involving water. And fun.

I just hope one day some sort of official comes and gives them a traffic ticket for reckless driving. I also hope that the car finally tips over one day and all the kids die. On film. Posted to YouTube. With 200 million views and hundreds of thousands of likes verses a few dozen dislikes. I'm gonna see if I can tape that. Goodbye and fuck stupid kids.

http://toyotasimulator.com/

Random comic #1

Today my school day was like this:

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My parent's reactions to my grades irritate me!

Today, I made the mistake of showing my parents my good grades. You may ask why it's a mistake. They think I am absolutely perfect and it is impossible to for me to get a 99.9999999999%. They couldn't believe their eyes when they saw this:

Both my mom AND dad completely freaked out. This is an underestimation of their reaction:

Afterwards, I got a really long lecture about various crap I don't even need. Then they explained other crap and told me about burdens and responsibilities. I used to have a rather small burden but they put a massive burden and huge amount of responsibilities on me from today on. I'm only almost 14 and they expect me to do all this crap I'm not even familiar with. Now I have to live like a 25-year old all of a sudden because I missed 1 point and they "predicted" what would happen. So I made one damn mistake on an assignment. What the hell do you mean by "If you continue at this rate"?! You think when I make a mistake then suddenly it becomes routine and F's accumulate? What the FUUUUUUCK. Here are some visuals below.

I used to be like this.

Now I'm like this.

I'm so pissed and confused that I might as well eat a sandwich.