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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Double post!

Hey. I've returned. My stupid neighbors have been very quiet for a year or so now. They do not have parties or late night/huge playtimes anymore. This is very weird to me. And summer has started, too. It's been a week with absolutely no noise or cursed pool parties.

First item:

I hear there was the annual water fight on June 7, but I was at my friend's house all day, until 8 PM. When I came back, there was nothing to indicate the party has even happened. I didn't figure out it happened until yesterday. And my sister didn't participate. Good for her; not stooping down to their pathetic level.

However, something happened a week ago on June 11, 11 AM. The stupid lemonade stand (AKA "Tiki Stand") that I hate so much and still hate came back. And as usual, absolutely no customers. Good. They sell shitty stuff. I decided to look around the neighborhood real quick and the boys operating it had indeed put up signs everywhere. But this was on the day of my huge party/sleepover with my friends at my house, so I didn't have time or mind to care about it, with everyone arriving in half an hour. Not until the late afternoon of the next day, June 12.

I then went around and many of the signs had gone, but some were still up. I found these as evidence:

The first two were grouped together. My analysis says that signs were put up in two pieces each "unit". One piece says "Lemonade" in the shittiest block letters I have seen and the other is an arrow. The third sign shown above was isolated, with no "Lemonade" piece.

Now this is where I saw signs the first day:

Red dots indicate signs. Blue dot is location of stand, in front of their house (party central, but very inactive).

What I want to know is why the mom of these two boys who cannot possibly be above 3rd grade is just letting them sell shitty fartgas lemonade and other useless pieces of debris and painted earth-chunks in prices of DOUBLE-DIGIT DOLLARS then run around the whole neighborhood unsupervised and posting smelly poopy signs. Whatever- I already know she sits around all day doing nothing but being a bitch and planning parties with her seeming infinite money and time. Seriously. Nothing but that.

Ok. Now next item.

Being a responsible pet owner, I walk my dog regularly. So it is certain that I have run into those kids (whom of which I do not know) who are afraid of dogs. I don't know them, neither does my dog. They don't know me or my dog. But what's their first reaction? Pick up all their toys in a frenzy and run and hide inside crying, as if World War III has started. Then I notice when I am several houses away do they emerge, reluctantly. I understand that sometimes a kid has had a traumatic experience and is fearful of stuffs, but I do not understand why it seems to had spread among EVERY SINGLE KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD like some sort of new strain of influenza. Maybe they spread rumors. God. I will kill everyone if that is true. Here's why: my dog is harmless and small and CUTE. There is no possible way this is scary:




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