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Sunday, October 31, 2010

IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!!!

Comment below with your reaction to Halloween.

Choose from:

- I'm scared
- Party time!
- PAARRRTYYYY TIIMEEEE!!!!!
- OH YEA FREE CANDY!!!!!
- Time to scare people!
- I like pumpkins
- YAY PUMPKIN STABBING
- I like candy
- All the above
- Other (Comment to specify)

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Creepy dude

People used to think of me as creepy, but not much more; the primary reason being I don't follow others around anymore. My definition of creepy is someone who is very quiet, always wears a gray/black jacket or coat, and stands 10 feet the girls all the time. One kid at school fits this category. He is in two of my classes and cannot keep his distance during lunch.

Beginning of lunch

This is a diagram of a typical lunch. A group of girls and the creepy dude. (Red dot) I keep an eye on him from a distance to make sure he doesn't do anything rapey, because one of my favorite girls is almost always in there and I don't want him touching her. (I'm the black dot)

10 minutes into lunch

He moves away because he knows I'm watching him. He moves away and closer to the girls at the same time. I move accordingly and still at a distance.

20 minutes into lunch

He continues to move away from me and closer to the girls. I continue to keep him in my sight. At this point, he's like this:

This picture was not made by me and I have nothing to do with it. It
belongs to Allie Brosh of http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.

Near end of lunch

He is clearly being way too close. I am clearly upset. And just before he can say anything or make a move, the bell rings. I went up to one of the girls and asked her if he is scary. She said, "Ya, that dude scares the shit outta me!" So then I run to class and slap creepie as I go.

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I have noticed he has mostly stopped acting like this now. Girls are sensitive and don't like these kind of threats, so they either "attacked" him or told someone important. He probably is bothering others now.

P.S. If your initials are H.C. and you're in my 1st period bio class, this kid is in our class. The creepy guy is also in my 4th period PE. There's a lot of cute and pretty girls in this class and a couple of cheerleaders. He never leaves them alone.

P.S.S. If you, the creepy boy, are reading this, if you really want a girlfriend that badly, talk to them, don't scare them.

And by the way, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

5:30 AM

I wake at 5:30 AM everyday to get ready for school. It is normally dark and quiet outside. Today was an exception.




Glitter is, oddly enough, a very important resource to all these party girls. They use it as food and "decoration".










When they finally gather all their resources, they begin to go to the pool, party, run around, and go like "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" for a long time.


But they soon realize school has already started.


The following image shows how ******* spoiled these little ***** can be. :Just get permission." PERMISSION SHMERMISSION!!! NO MORE FUCKING FUN!!


This map shows what they were like. Click it to see better.


The pink arrows shows their loop. It begins in the house if 3 stupid girls. Run to party central carrying supplies. Go to pool. Run to destructive boy and sister's house carrying more supplies. Run all the way to the house of 2 nice boys and a stupid sister, carrying even more supplies. Run to the good friend's house to try and get the pool. NO POOL. Go back to 3 stupid girl's house. Repeat.

Booby hatch means "Insane asylum".

Those red marks in the streets are censoring the street names. I don't want you finding me. They're not blood, but I wish it was, especially that of the kids.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Random comic #3

My friend found a weird cartoon about two kids freaking out about the new Halo Reach. Here is my version of it.



















END OF COMIC

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Nosebleeds irritate me!

I was waiting for the bus to arrive this morning. When I was standing there, staring into the distance, my nose began hating on me.




And then I was like this for the rest of the day.


P.S. I drew a nose on me today because this post was about nosebleeds. I won;t draw noses in the future because they make me look odder than usual.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

All day pool stupidness and beach madness!

I'm feeling geeky today so this post will be charts and graphs.

One family living across the street and 2 houses right from me has way too much fun. (That "party central" house I mentioned a long time ago.) They are currently in a perpetual cycle of fun. This cycle completely disregards and throws out any and all school, education, learning, discipline, sleep, and anti-fun related items. It looks like this:

This wheel graph represents a complete 24-hour cycle. Not 12-hour.

You start at the very, very top (Top of vertical line.) and go clockwise. Red is total chaotic playtime. Blue is pool stupidness. Green is packing boatloads of beach-related items into their car. Yellow is beach madness. This is showing that they arrive at the beach around 6 AM and leave at night.

Here are more graphs. I hope they get my point across.




The following graphs are irrelevant but I wanted to put them here anyways. I also hope they get a point across.



This is part of the reason why I'm never gonna have kids and why I continue to hate and hate and hate my neighbors.

And one last thing I cannot understand is WHERE IS THEIR FREAKING DAD?! HOW CAN THEY MAKE MONEY?!?! The mom spends all day taking them to the beach. Fuel is not free. Electricity for heating the pool is not free. Water for the pool is not free. Pool supplies are not free. Beach supplies are not free. The parking fee at the beach is not free. The food to give the idiot children huge energy is not free. There is no way she can "work" from home when at the beach all day. Besides, I don't believe in that working from home crap. All I know is the ads about it annoy the shit outta me.